You promised that one day you’d be my wife
You said you wanted to be the rest of my life
But you put me on a train to Fib Central
I went off my swede and you went off with yours
Well look out girl, ‘cos this is my itinerary
Remember me, remember my itinerary

Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede, hydrofoil to Malmo
And the last bus to your heart

I gave you bread when you were out of bread
You gave me hell when I was playing dead
But why him though, him, the harbinger of nothing?
Upside down cakes, Brecht and Catcher in the Rye

I’ll catch your eye if you should want to look for me
I want you at the end of my itinerary

Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede, hydrofoil to Malmo
And the last bus to your heart
Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede, hydrofoil to Malmo
And the last bus to your heart

I see you smiling in the morning mist
You’re so exclusive you don’t exist
But you can’t hide the fact that we used to play naked Twister
I’ll dig the hole to pay for your obituary
I’ll send a wreath and then the rest of me

Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede, hydrofoil to Malmo
And the last bus to your heart
Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede, hydrofoil to heaven
And the last bus to your heart