Joel Devaney had a cloven hoof
Corey Fuller was insane
Sarah Merryweather turned our milk
Find them all in Tucker’s drain
I was always such a punctual sort
Prompt and ready with a rhyme
Now I’m getting buried in the morning
So get me to the chair on time

Saul O’Hanlon and his beatnik chums
Curled the needle on my gauge
Relocated them to West Berlin
Parcelled up inside a cage
See ya later undertaker
In a while necrophile
Yеah I’m getting frazzled in the morning
So gеt me to the chair on time

‘Shy and reticent’ is what they’ll say
‘Hardly noticed he was there’
Mowed his lawn and then a switch got flicked
Causing somewhat of a stir
Yellow Mama Alabama
Ding dong sparks are gonna fly
Yeah I’m getting buried in the morning
So get me to the chair on time
Yes I’m getting buried in the morning
So get me to the chair on time