When I look at my baby
All I see is Richie Stephens
It’s got the same uneven eyebrows
And the snidey little mouth
And it reminds me of the evening
When you said you’d been to Garstang
You’d gone to see Amanda Warhurst
About a Silver Cross pram

But there was never any Garstang
And there’s no Amanda Warhurst
You were in the Coach and Horses
With that low-down, no-good
Pig-thick waster Richie Stephens
And his weird uneven eyebrows
And his snidey little mouth which
I’d likе to see leave town