(Konishi)
Translators: Andrei Cunha

Tokyo kinko issen man nin no
Pizzicato mania no mina-san
Konnichiwa

Watakushi
Pizzicato five no
Koho tanto no
Hosokawa toshiyuki desu

Ima
Anata ga o-kiki ni
Natte iru no wa
Pizzicato five no
Genzai seisakuchu no
Cd playboy playgirl desu

Koko wa tokyo no to
Aru ikkaku
Chijo yonkai
Chika nikai no
Kono biru ga
Pizzicato five no
Office
Sangai no
Office de wa
Sekai ju kara
Yatte kuru
Concert e ya
Party e no
Guest e shutsuen
Irai wo choseichu

Kyo dake demo
Toronto to
Koeln soshite
Singapore kara no
Offer ga
Arimashita

Chika ikkai de wa
Pizzicato five no
Tsugi no concert yo no
Poster to t-shirt no
Design ga
Shinkochu

Nikai de wa
Gogo kara
Readymade reden no
Shinjin audition
Hayaku mo
Takusan no
Wakai josei ga
Retsu wo
Tsukutte imasu
Soshite saijokai de wa
Itsumo charming na
Nomiya maki-san ga
Denwa interview wo
Ukenagara
Gogo no satsuei no
Tame no
Make-up no ga
Saichu desu

Soshite chika
Nikai ni aru
Studio
Itsumo
Yukai na
Konishi
Yasaharu (sic)-san mo
Kyo wa piano ni mukatte
Shinken ni
Sakkyokuchu

Do yara
Recording wa
Sukoshi nanko wo
Shite iru moyo desu
Nakanaka
Atarashii uta wo
Tsukurenai no
Deshoka?

Album title to
Hatsubaibi dake wa
Kettei shite iru
No desu ga...

Ima anata ga
O-kiki ni
Natte iru no wa
Pizzicato five no
Genzai
Seisakuchu no
Cd
Playboy playgirl desu

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Hello to you all
Ten million people
Of the greater tokyo area

My name is hosokawa toshiyuki
I am in charge of
Pizzicato five's
Publicity department

You are now
Listening to
Pizzicato five's latest album
Playboy playgirl
Which is still
Under production

This is a street like any other
In tokyo
The building you see
Four floors plus
Two underground floors
Is pizzicato five's
Headquarters

To the offices on
The third floor
Come invitations
From all over
The world
For guest appearances
At parties
And concerts

Just today
Offers have
Come from
Toronto
Cologne
And singapore

On the first floor underground
T-shirts and
Posters for
The next p5 tour
Are being
Designed

On the second floor
Auditions for
Readymade records
Are being held since morning
Since early morning
Many young girls are
Queueing up
Waiting for
Their turn

On the fourth floor
The always charming
Nomiya-maki san
Is having her
Make-up
Session
As she gives
An interview
On the phone

On the second floor
Underground
Where the studio is
The always funny
Konishi yasuharu-san
Is sitting
At the piano
Trying hard
To compose
A new song

But
The recording seems
To be going through
A difficult stage

It seems like
Konishi cannot
Come up with
A new song

The album has already a title and
The date of release
Has already been publicised
However...

You are now
Listening to
The new
Pizzicato five
Album
Still under
Production
Playboy playgirl