[Spoken Intro: Kevin Russel]
One, two, three, baby

[Verse 1]
The kiwi and the liquid gold
For Helen would have surely knowed
I'd love her if it weren't that I
Bind myself to a single joy

[Chorus]
'Cause I was sleeping with my LGO
Yeah, I was polishing my midnight runners
Well, I was handling my regal tip
Cold beer and my prison rolls

[Verse 2]
Take a good look at the patchwork
That hellen saw on my foot
Well she took a look around, friend
Yeah she took her love to town, friend

[Chorus]
'Cause I was sleeping with my LGO
Yeah, I was polishing my midnight runners
Well, I was handling my regal tip
Cold beer and my prison rolls
[Verse 3]
I got eyes I can't stand it
Jalepeños inbetween my toes
The duke of earl and smoking joe
All the kiwi and the liquid gold

[Chorus]
'Cause I was sleeping with my LGO
Yeah, I was polishing my midnight runners
Well, I was handling my regal tip
Cold beer and my prison rolls

[Outro]
Yeah, I was sleeping with my LGO
I'm gonna eat my damn 8 year old shoes
Yeah, I was sleeping with my LGO
I'm gonna eat my damn 8 year old shoes