(Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy show)

Get around, try to settle down
Punch is come to town today
He'll make lots of noise
Promising toys, if we’re good boys
But we know it's just a Punch and Judy show, oh

Punch will try makin' baby cry
That should satisfy the cruel
How can he be so strong
And yet go on just doing wrong
Why do children go see Punch and Judy show?

Oh no, this can’t be love (Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy)
Oh no, this can't be love (Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy)
Oh, this can't be love

So it ends everybody's friends
Punch keeps just pretend to smile
Soon he'll be at his game
Winning his friends, just hurtin' the tame
Can we show this cruel Punch and Judy show?

Oh no, this can't be love (Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy)
Oh no, this can't be love (Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy)
Oh, this can’t be love
Punch and Judy show
No, that’s not a Punch and Judy show