They say don't bother
It's just a game

She's hard to follow
She'll bring you pain

I'm no one special
But one thing I know is true
I try my best to please her
Though I know I never do

She wants the life of wealth and fame
She's got my soul
It's such a shame

You see, 'cause
I'm no one special
But one thing I know is true
I try my best to please her
Though I know I never do

Don't drive a fancy car
Like you're used to
But I've got this great big heart
Won't that do?

I'm no one special
One thing I know is true
I try my best to please her
Though I know I never do

I'd give my all to be with you
But I'm just on call
Things fall through

You see, 'cause
I'm no one special
But one thing I know is true
I try my best to please her
Though I know I never do

You know that I
Try my best to please her
Though I know I never do

Oh, I'm no one special
But one thing I know is true
I try my best to please her
Though I know I never do