We need to talk
About the way you've been behaving
We need to talk
About the Christmas lights in your clothes
We need to talk
About the stranger in the kitchen
We need to talk
About the scissors and the silver foil
I thank God
You're so fabulously odd

Whatever is wrong with you
Whatever is wrong with you
Whatever is wrong with you
Is so right for me
So right for me

We need to talk
About the wedding cake and the wetsuit
We need to talk
About the policeman down the hall
You're truly strange
But it wouldn't do for us all to be the same

Whatever is wrong with you
Whatever is wrong with you
Whatever is wrong with you
Is so right for me
Just right for me
Whatever is wrong with you
Whatever is wrong with you
Whatever is wrong with you
Is so right for me
Is so right for me
Is so right
Whatever is wrong with you
Whatever is wrong with you
Whatever is wrong with you
Is so right for me

So right for me