Your heads don't match
You were a catch
In 1492
I wake up screamin'
After dreamin' of you

Your teeth are twins
You're growin' thins
They'd love you at the zoo
I wake up screamin'
After dreamin' of you

Your ears are much too oversize
Your nose is quite a riddle
But I'll confess, I like your eyes
Especially the one in the middle

You're not so hot
With what you've got
Your parents, you should sue
I wake up screamin'
After dreamin' of you

[Guitar Solo]

Your ears are much too oversize
Your nose is quite a riddle
But I'll confess, I like your eyes
Especially the one in the middle
They've got the shakes
For goodness sakes
Don't let my dreams come true
I wake up screamin'
After dreamin' of you

Your head's too fat beneath your hat there isn't any view
Side-by-side I've seen you ride a bicycle built for two
I wake up screamin'
After dreamin' of you