[Verse 1]
An insult and an elbow, besides they could use a change of clothes
And if I'm laughing, see I'm only laughing 'cause I
Can't believe you still have all your teeth
But there they are, though I don't think you're smiling at me
And if I turn away, it's just because I'm weary of a
Dance I've seen so many times before

[Verse 2]
Not twice a day, dear, can't fall in love that many times
I used to worry, but worrying is such a waste of
Precious time, and time's so precious
Whatever way the wind blows, whatever else it may know
Some day I will stand up to you, for now I like it better
When I'm stoned as rock and roll
When I'm stoned as rock and roll
When I'm stoned as rock and roll

When I'm stoned
When I'm stoned as
When I'm stoned
When I'm stoned as
When I'm stoned
When I'm stoned as
When I'm stoned
When I'm stoned
[Verse 3]
Whatever way the wind blows, whatever else it may know
Someday I will stand up to you, for now I like it better
When I'm stoned as rock and roll
When I'm stoned as rock and roll
When I'm stoned as rock and roll
When I'm stoned as rock and roll