[Verse]
Through the forest, I should run to the valley of the chocolate fountain of fun
Where the grass is brown and the road is brown and that dirty ox is brown, wait...
Is that the filthy ox that ran away with my wallet filled with pornography?!
Who knows what those [?] could have done to change society

[Chorus]
So I grabbed it by the balls and threw it 10 yards, the ox came back to [?]
The pain I feel is a pain in the ass from an ox on speed
[?] a new stampede
[?] rash, for days I could feel nothing on my way down below
Ow, that hurt (Ooh, that hurt)

[Bridge]
[?] it was near
But I rose from the floor, rubbing my rear

[Chorus]
But I charged at the ox and kicked it's ass, and that's for ruining my rear!
The pain I feel is a pain in the ass from an ox on speed
[?] a new stampede
[?] rash, for days I could feel nothing on my way down below
Ow, that hurt (Ooh, that hurt)