[Will, Soviet-Russian accent]
I come from Zelda Golf[?] in search of a job as patrol officer. I used to be customer service assistant, until my anger issues punched a child.

[Will]
That was a wise decision, thanks Will!
No problem.
{Seeker jumpscares Will}
That was not a wise decision, FUCK YOU!
no problem

[Chi-chi]
We have also come to the madness that is- [inaudible]

[Chris]
Chi-chi, cut that out..

[Chrissy]
To the mad-
No! I love it!

[Chris]
This is post-apocalyptic! Why would you just do what they did in Adventure Time and just start singing the Cheers theme?

[Chrissy sings a familiar song that goes "Nobody told me like that's gonna be this way"]

[Chris]
THAT'S NOT A CHEERS!
[Will]
Now this one contains old ladies' knitting equipment lost in retirement homes that have been blown up. Dare we give them back to their families? No...it's just funnier this way. How's that sound?

"how do i approach a woman i want to potentially date?"
You simply go up to them, get down on your knees, and say"
Hi I'M a YoUtUbE cHa-

[Chris, Will]
He's got stuff...
Oh honey~ I'm home!
Wahaha! "Honey"...
Great job. And we did it!
that's it...by the way i totally regret that joke, um...

[Will]
Tonight, I'm going to give the audience the best show of my entire career!
That's right, I'm going to moon the Sun!

[Will]
We're joined by all the DACrew here, so there's me, Chris...

[Chris]
hi...

[Will]
Sean...
[Sean]
Fuck off...

[Will]
Chrissy...

[Chrissy]
I have seen the end of the world and you're not there.

No pinks...
[stub]