[Intro: Glitchtrap]
Okay now, l-listen here, Dawko
Actually, it doesn't matter!
'Cause you'll do exactly what I say anyway, ha-ha-ha!
And of course, I wanna t-take over the world
What villain d-doesn't?
So-o, let me tell you my plan
And you tell me your br-brightest idea to make that plan a reality
Sound good? Of course, it sounds good!

[Verse 1: Dawko and Glitchtrap]
Call me Master Man behind the master plan
I'ma do what I want with a friend like you (Me?) You (Me?)
Why does it have to be me?
'Cause you are the key to my brilliant, magnificent plan
Now look into these stunning еyes
So my soul and your soul collide
Great! Now lеt's get talking, please
You've got just the thing I need
With friends all over from YouTube and bigger
We'll take their minds and designate us the winner
He'll take our souls to give him power and vigor

[Verse 2: Dawko, Glitchtrap, & Dawko & Glitchtrap]
Yes! Okay, I really like it!
I've got three friends to take their souls for your profit!
Fantastic! Who are these three?
DAGames, CG5 and DHeusta are these
(Let's go!) We're gonna make 'em land into our trap
(Let's go!) They're gonna fall right into our lap
Let's go! And show this power that we'll grow!
Hey! To all you listenin', hey!
I got a gift to bring! Listen up now, give me your time now!
Look into my soul, you three!
[Interlude: DHeusta, CG5, DAGames, & Dawko]
Dawko, wha— What is this?
What's up on my screen?
I-it's so fascinating! But what's happening to me?
I'm your friend, I don't lie!
Now give in to me in the blink of an eye!
Now that I've got your soul
We can work together to take over the world! (Ha-ha-ha)

[Verse 3: CG5, DAGames, DHeusta, Dawko, & All]
Hey, hey! We will choo-oose
Hey, hey! Whatever you do, ooh
We will live these souls to gi-ive
Hey! To you!
Absent minded, I like it like that!
We're delighted! I like it like that!
Yeah, we're excited! Yes, just like that
Now we're united with the world in our hands!
Now, let's get talking, please! You've got just the thing I need (Hey)
With friends all over from YouTube and bigger
We'll take their minds and designate us the winner!

[Chorus: Dawko & All]
Call me Master Man behind the master plan!
I'ma do what I want with a friend like you!
Oh, it's spreading, just give in and focus on the colors at hand
What a privilege with no limits
Hey! (Woo!) Hey!
Oh, it's spreading! (Spreading, spreading)
Yeah, it's spreading! (Spreading, spreading)
Oh, it's spreading!
Just give in and join us in the master plan!