[Intro]
Froggy Fresh
And Money Maker Mike, of course

[Chorus]
Ghosts, goblins, and monsters galore
I don't even wanna trick or treat no more
Some of the scariest things I've ever seen
You know what I mean, it's Halloween
Ghosts, goblins, and monsters galore
I don't even wanna trick or treat no more
Some of the scariest things I've ever seen
You know what I mean, it's Halloween

[Verse 1]
It was October Thirty-First
Me and Mike had walked ten miles, and we were dying of thirst
Then all of a sudden, we remembered 'bout the curse
It was the curse of the Birmingham hearse
On this very night, twenty years ago
A big black hearse went spinning off the road
For no good reason, it blew all four tires
And guess who was inside it? Mike Myers
We heard stories, but we knew they weren't true
'Bout the boy who went missing, they only found his shoes
Scary, but it never happened to us
We weren't afraid, we were way too tough
But then we heard a noise, and then a creepy voice
Was it a monster? Was it James and his boys?
Then Mike Myers came busting out the bush
We got up on the bike, I screamed "Push, Mike, push!"
[Chorus]
Ghosts, goblins, and monsters galore
I don't even wanna trick or treat no more
Some of the scariest things I've ever seen
You know what I mean, it's Halloween
Ghosts, goblins, and monsters galore
I don't even wanna trick or treat no more
Some of the scariest things I've ever seen
You know what I mean, it's Halloween

[Verse 2]
Mike pedaled fast, but it wasn't fast enough
Mike Myers never runs, but he always catches up
He knocked us down and we both went flying
The candy sprayed everywhere, and Mike started crying
"Forget the candy, Mike, go and grab your stinking bike!
Plus, we got a bunch of candy I don't even really like!
Mike, he's got a stinking knife, we're about to lose our lives!
Pedal, Mike, pedal, Mike, pedal, Mike, with all your might!"
We pedaled and pedaled, it felt like forever
We said it'd never happen, well, never say never
I took a look behind me, I didn't see a thing
But then my shoelace got caught up in the chain
The bike swerved, the bike crashed
And then we both got covered in trash
And right before our heads are 'bout to get hacked off
Mike Myers takes his mask off
[Chorus]
Ghosts, goblins, and monsters galore
I don't even wanna trick or treat no more
Some of the scariest things I've ever seen
You know what I mean, it's Halloween
Ghosts, goblins, and monsters galore
I don't even wanna trick or treat no more
Some of the scariest things I've ever seen
You know what I mean, it's Halloween