[Intro]
Krispy Kreme
And Daniel Tosh
Diamond Style Productions
And this a song for the television

[Verse 1]
Chilling in the kitchen eating peanut butter 'n jelly
When my homeboy Daniel Tosh called me on the cellie
He said "Hey Krispy, you're coming out to Cali
I got some cute girls, and there's one named Sally"
I got up on the airplane and headed for the airport
I said "Daniel Tosh, you know what I'm there for
I'm there for all the women and the fame"
Then Daniel Tosh said "I'm there for the same thing"

[Chorus]
It's me and Daniel Tosh, and we're chilling in LA
Doing push-ups and getting girls all day
And we're never ever going back home
'Cause now we're best friends, and we'll never be alone
I said it's me and Daniel Tosh, and we're chilling in LA
Doing push-ups and getting girls all day
And we're never ever going back home
'Cause now we're best friends, and we'll never be alone
[Bridge]
Break it down
Daniel Tosh, break it down
And Krispy Kreme, break it down
Yeah, just break it down

[Verse 2]
Got up in the party, there were girls everywhere
They asked if they could kiss me, I said "Sure, I don't care"
But then I looked over and my homie's all alone
I walked over to Daniel and said "What's the matter, bro?"
He said "Dang, Krispy, I'm just not very smooth
But maybe someday I could touch a girl's boobs"
I said "You and you get over here and hold his hand"
Then Daniel Tosh said "Thanks, Krispy, you're the man"

[Chorus]
It's me and Daniel Tosh, and we're chilling in LA
Doing push-ups and getting girls all day
And we're never ever going back home
'Cause now we're best friends, and we'll never be alone
I said it's me and Daniel Tosh, and we're chilling in LA
Doing push-ups and getting girls all day
And we're never ever going back home
'Cause now we're best friends, and we'll never be alone
[Outro]
Peace