[Verse 1: Froggy Fresh]

Out on the court for a game of 2 on 2
Me and Mike versus James and his boy Big Blue
We headed out to Kevin's house right after school
Coz he got that new lifetime basketball hoop
We came ready, we came ready to play!
We came ready to win and bring the trophy home that day
Big Blue said you ain't bringin home that "W"
How you gonna score when I'm standing here in front of you?
I got the ball, and I passed it into Mike
Mike caught the pass, fake left and went right
He drove through the line and he threw it off the glass
I couldn't believe my eyes he was runnin' so fast!
A pass in Mid-Air then he through that boy down
Too excited to believe it James fell over on the ground
He started crying put his hands on his head
Then Big Blue looked at me and Mike then he said

[Hook]

Why's James crying?
Coz he just got dunked on!
I ain't even lying
No he just got dunked on!
Yup yup, he was standin in the way
So I jumped up in the air and I dunked it on his face
Why's James crying?
Coz he just got dunked on!
I ain't even lying
No he just got dunked on!
Yup yup, he was standin in the way
So I jumped up in the air and I dunked it on his face

[Verse 2: Froggy Fresh]

James was mad, I could see it in his eyes
James don't ever get dunked on, and James don't ever cry
He stood up, beat his fists on his chest
Looked at me and Mike, ran his thumb across his neck!
He grabbed the ball, squared up to the hoop
Took a hard right then he slipped in dog poop
Me and Mike started laughing, and he deserved it too
For the rest of the day, we called him Captain Poopy Shoe!
Then the ball bounced right over to me
Big Blue was so big, I could barely even see
I took the ball, and I threw it in the air
And though I couldn't see a thing I had a feeling Mike was there
He grabbed the ball and did and Alley-Oop Dunk
Right on top of James he made him look like a punk
Then James' Girlfriend walked by
Stopped right there and looked him square in the eyes
She said:

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Froggy Fresh]

For the rest of the game, the lead went back and forth
It was all tied up when I checked the scoreboard
There was only ten seconds left on on the clock
James went up for a layup but his shot got blocked (Wop)
And then I juked out Big Blue with a spin move, I was headed straight for the hoop
I looked at Mike, put my hand up in the air
James was standing in the way but you know I didn't care
Mike threw a perfect pass and I jumped so high, I was way up in the sky
'Nd it felt like I could fly
I grabbed the ball, and I threw it down hard
Right on top of James, I felt like a superstar!
That's how me and Mike won the Basketball game, we beat Big Blue, and Big bad James!
Coz me and Mike are the number one team
Then we heard James cryin'
And we heard his Momma scream
She Said:

[Hook]

Ahhhhh! Yeah! You come play with me here, you gonna get dunked on!