[Chorus]
Farty, please
Would you just quit bothering me?
I want to go to sleep, but I don't wanna die tonight
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Farty, please
Would you just quit bothering me?
I want to go to sleep, but I don't wanna die tonight
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

[Verse 1]
It was getting late, like a quarter past eight
Me and Mike had played Madden for like twenty hours straight
I was getting tired, Mike was getting tired
Couldn't keep my eyes open, it felt like they were on fire
We couldn't go to sleep, 'cause when we go to sleep
There's a man named Farty Krueger that we always meet
C'mon, man, you ain't heard of Farty?
Whenever you're asleep, Farty Kreuger likes to party

He's scary and his breath smells like cat poop
And worst of all, he's got a Jonas Brothers tattoo
Farty, what the heck were you thinking?
That was the worst idea since Farty vs. Jason
I say "Mike, bro, we gotta stay awake
Look, I'm still a virgin, I don't wanna die today
Just keep your eyes open 'til the sun comes up"
Soon as I finished talking, both my eyes closed shut
[Chorus]
Farty, please
Would you just quit bothering me?
I wanna go to sleep, but I don't wanna die tonight
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Farty, please
Would you just quit bothering me?
I wanna go to sleep, but I don't wanna die tonight
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

[Verse 2]
When we looked at the ground, there was fog on our feet
That's a sure sign that me and Mike had fell asleep
We were scared as heck, we were scared to death
We couldn't see Farty yet, but we could smell his breath
We walked into the kitchen, and then I peed my pants
Sometimes I can hold it in, and other times I can't
I told Mike "You better not tell nobody at school
Or I'm gonna tell 'em how you pooped inside the pool"

Then, bam! Out of nowhere came Farty
Silverware on his fingers and his breath was smelling gnarly
Mike said "Farty, why's your sweater red and green?
It ain't Christmas, homeboy, it's Halloween"
Farty said "Mike, you don't like my sweater, punk?
You ain't washed that Mac Miller shirt in like nine months"
This is an event you gon' wanna stay for
'Cause we's about to have ourselves a little blaze war
[Chorus]
Farty, please
Would you just quit bothering me?
I wanna go to sleep, but I don't wanna die tonight
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Farty, please
Would you just quit bothering me?
I wanna go to sleep, but I don't wanna die tonight
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

[Verse 3]
I said "Mike, go look at his ghetto-rigged glove
There's a fork on his finger and a spoon on his thumb"
I said, "Oh my god, yo, I got it, Mike, check this:
Farty Krueger - Part of this complete breakfast!"
Farty said "You're gonna make fun of me?
Homeboy, why you got that NSYNC CD?"
I said "That's right, and I got it on tape
How could anybody not like Justin Timberlake?"

He said "Little man, all the girls love me
But they don't like you, 'cause you're short and you're ugly"
I said "Farty, you ain't nothing to admire
Looking like Edward Scissorhands caught on fire"
I didn't know Ed was standing right here
He just kept on looking at me with this big mad stare
I said "Relax, Eddie, we can talk about this later
Why don't you head into the living room and cut yourself some paper?"
[Chorus]
Farty, please
Would you just quit bothering me?
I wanna go to sleep, but I don't wanna die tonight
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Farty, please
Would you just quit bothering me?
I wanna go to sleep, but I don't wanna die tonight
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na