[Verse 1: Froggy Fresh]
Fun Trip got these streets feeling so hard
I've been through Big Wheels, skateboards, and go-karts
Just to get my hands on these bikes
See, what's a man without his bike? That's a man without his life
And these kids don't deserve this
So I think it's time for me and Mike to do some public service
Time to show James crime don't pay
Time to show James me and Mike don't play

We've been waiting for this day all summer
No more James calling us "Dumb and Dumber"
When I see that fool, I'mma hit him with the stunner
Strike like lightning, rumble like thunder
They can't handle me, son, I'm the Dragon
I revved up the engine, Mike jumped in the wagon
Then we headed off to old Mr. Kane's
Bumping Dr. Dre, 'bout to wreck James' day

[Chorus]
Can we get them bicycles back?
'Cause them little kids, they ain't got no bikes
Can we get them bicycles back?
'Cause them little kids, they ain't got no bikes to ride
Can we get them bicycles back?
'Cause them little kids, they ain't got no bikes
Can we get them bicycles back?
'Cause them little kids, they ain't got no bikes to ride
[Verse 2]
Slick, that's what they call me when they call me
I slipped behind a car, but then a couple ninjas saw me
Good thing Mike was right there to have my back
He snuck up from behind 'em and he started to attack
Then out of nowhere, up walked Vinnie Velvet
Got his hair permed out, had it looking like a helmet
He walked toward me with a clenched fist
And a big old stick that I was 'bout to get hit with

Was it fate, or was it just dumb luck?
'Cause I looked over and I saw a pair of nunchucks
But I didn't know exactly how to use 'em
I started swinging them around and accidentally threw 'em
Then they nailed Vinnie Velvet in the head
He fell over on the ground, I was scared that he was dead
I didn't have no time to worry 'bout that
I had to get them bikes out that shed ASAP

[Chorus]
Can we get them bicycles back?
'Cause them little kids, they ain't got no bikes
Can we get them bicycles back?
'Cause them little kids, they ain't got no bikes to ride
Can we get them bicycles back?
'Cause them little kids, they ain't got no bikes
Can we get them bicycles back?
'Cause them little kids, they ain't got no bikes to ride
[Verse 3]
As I walked up ahead, James was waiting at the shed
Slashed a garden tool against my chest and had me spilling red
But dog, I ain't afraid of blood, in fact, I love the taste of it
Little baby garden tool? I wasn't afraid of it
I sat back, and I waited like a cat
When I seen him relaxing, I went in for the attack
Hit him with that Dragon Kick and laid him on his back
He was out cold, so I knew it was a wrap

I jogged over to him, grabbed the keys out of his pants
Took a second to do the Fish Outta Water dance
A ninja kick to get the bikes back, imagine that
It took three tries, but we're finally the champs
I walked up to the shed with the keys inside my hand
Me and Mike had saved the day, I was feeling like the man
Things were looking up, me and Mike were on the right track
And most importantly, we finally got the bikes back

[Chorus]
Can we get them bicycles back?
'Cause them little kids, they ain't got no bikes
Can we get them bicycles back?
'Cause them little kids, they ain't got no bikes to ride
Can we get them bicycles back?
'Cause them little kids, they ain't got no bikes
Can we get them bicycles back?
'Cause them little kids, they ain't got no bikes to ride
[Outro]
What, what!
Froggy Fresh!
Escape from Hood Mountain!