[Verse 1]
Me and Mike was hanging at the arcade
Stacking tickets all day, 'cause you know we're getting paid
I asked Mike what game he wanted to play
Then I seen them pretty eyes looking over my way
I had prizes on the ground, tokens in my hand
And a couple fat stacks of tickets hanging out my pants
She could tell, she knew I was balling
So many numbers, but I knew who I was calling

I walked over and said "You want some tickets, girl?
You want to come chill at the crib? You want to kick it, girl?
You want to hold my hand? Let me be your man?
You want to wake up next to me in a foreign land?
Let me know, girl, what you wanna do?
Let me know, girl, I want the same thing as you
Look out there, yeah, that go-kart's mine
Won't you come jump in, and I'll take you for a ride"

[Chorus]
I said pretty lady, please, take a ride in my go-kart
If I let you get inside, would you let me in your heart?
I said pretty lady, please, take a ride in my go-kart
If I let you get inside would you let me in your heart?

[Verse 2]
I told Mike we'd be right back, grabbed her by the hand
Then we climbed into my go-kart, it cost like a hundred grand
I hit the gas hard, and we peeled out of the parking lot
I couldn't believe it, yo, this girl was freaking smoking hot
Then she asked if we could go stop by her house
I knew what this was about, homegirl wanted to make out
So I told her "Sure", and then she asked me for some gum
So I popped open the glove box, had my stash of Bubble Yum
We pulled up at her house, she had me sit down on the couch
Then she went into her room, and told me she would be right out
A couple minutes later, she was walking out the room
With her boyfriend, he screamed out "Who the heck are you?"
She told him "Babe, don't worry, see, I just brought him home 'Cause he had cash, a go-kart, and a fancy phone"
Just to be polite, I gave the guy ten bucks
Then she said "No, sweetie, this here is a stick up"

[Chorus]
Pretty lady, please, take a ride in my go-kart
If I let you get inside, would you let me in your heart?
I said pretty lady, please, take a ride in my go-kart
If I let you get inside would you let me in your heart?

[Interlude]
(Oh, Froggy Fresh, what have you gotten yourself into this time?
Just when things were starting to look up, it seems as though the attractive female has lead him into a trap!
She didn't want him for his good looks, she was only interested in his cold hard cash. Yikes!
Let's see what happens next.)

[Verse 3]
I darted for the door, screaming "Yo, I'm poor!"
I knew that I was screwed for sure, I didn't have my sword
I was fronting, spent all my dough on that go-kart
Should have known better, hot girls ain't got no heart
Her boyfriend grabbed me right before I made It out
I started screaming for the neighbors, but he punched me in the mouth
I said "Fool, I ain't no chump!", but I am a chump
We both knew I was a chump, that's why I was getting jumped
They jacked me for my shoes and my shark-tooth necklace
They locked me up overnight, and didn't feed me breakfast
I was in a room with seven other dudes
They would make us fight each other to see who would get the food
I lost every time, so I rarely got to eat
You could see the tiny bones in my skinny little feet
Then I starved to death, and I came back as a ghost
Now I haunt their house and I cook the prisoners toast
[Chorus]
Pretty lady, please, take a ride in my go-kart
If I let you get inside, would you let me in your heart?
I said pretty lady, please, take a ride in my go-kart
If I let you get inside would you let me in your heart?