[Chorus]
I said tonight we gon' be sleeping in the tent
So grab your sleeping bag, a pillow, and a friend
We're gonna do it, it's gon' be awesome
With good times a friendship can blossom
I said tonight we gon' be sleeping in the tent
So grab your sleeping bag, a pillow, and a friend
We're gonna do it, it's gon' be awesome
With good times a friendship can blossom

[Verse 1]
I said tonight we gon' be sleeping in the tent
Me, Money Maker Mike, Todd, and Crazy Chris
We had our sleeping bags and a whole bunch of snacks
Had my sword on my back in case we had to attack
You never know who could be lurking in the backyard
Plus I'm hard, so they made me the security guard
I set my sword down and said "Attention, everyone:
The sword is for protection, this is not for fun"

Chris grabbed my sword and started swinging it around
I told him "Crazy Chris, bro, you got to settle down!"
Todd tried to sneak up on Chris like a dummy
And Chris swung the sword, put it through Todd's tummy
Todd fell to his knees, then he looked at me
Then Crazy Chris said "Todd, now your soul is free!"
Then Todd fell over on his back
Chris started to laugh, Todd's eyes rolled back, and then he passed
[Chorus]
I said tonight we gon' be sleeping in the tent
So grab your sleeping bag, a pillow, and a friend
We're gonna do it, it's gon' be awesome
With good times a friendship can blossom
I said tonight we gon' be sleeping in the tent
So grab your sleeping bag, a pillow, and a friend
We're gonna do it, it's gon' be awesome
With good times a friendship can blossom

[Verse 2]
We just stood there staring at him, he was long gone
In the blink of an eye, everything had gone wrong
Todd was a good friend, I was feeling sad
Then Chris said "Guys, we did something real bad!"
"No way, dude, that was your fault, bro!"
"He was standing right behind me, how was I supposed to know?"
"How were you supposed to know? You were swinging 'round a sword
Inside this tiny little tent, oh my god, good lord!"

"Well, now what do we do?"
"Now what do we do?
We don't do nothing, bro, this is on you!
I sure as heck ain't kill him, and neither did Mike
You're the one who went and took Todd Henderson's life"
"Yeah, but it was your sword!"
"So what if it was mine?
That doesn't really matter, you're the one who did the crime
You did it all alone, didn't no one else
You can take your crazy brain and go and deal with this yourself"
[Chorus]
I said tonight we gon' be sleeping in the tent
So grab your sleeping bag, a pillow, and a friend
We're gonna do it, it's gon' be awesome
With good times a friendship can blossom
I said tonight we gon' be sleeping in the tent
So grab your sleeping bag, a pillow, and a friend
We're gonna do it, it's gon' be awesome
With good times a friendship can blossom

[Verse 3]
Chris left the tent, said he'd be right back
So me and Mike sat down and we shared a few snacks
Crazy Chris, man, that kid is so deranged, y'all
When he came back, he was carrying a chainsaw
I said "What's that for?", Chris said "To chop!"
I said "To chop what?", he said "To chop Todd!"
My god, Chris, you can't be serious!
Mike? Hello? are you hearing this?

And Chris told us both to get out of the tent
He started hanging plastic up, so in the house we went
Me and Mike heard the chainsaw roar all night
Thinking to myself, "Yo, is this real life?"
We woke up the next morning, and Chris was on the news
The cops caught him after like an hour pursuit
They cuffed him in the street around eleven o'clock
Carrying a chainsaw and a bag full of Todd
[Chorus]
I said tonight we gon' be sleeping in the tent
So grab your sleeping bag, a pillow, and a friend
We're gonna do it, it's gon' be awesome
With good times a friendship can blossom
I said tonight we gon' be sleeping in the tent
So grab your sleeping bag, a pillow, and a friend
We're gonna do it, it's gon' be awesome
With good times a friendship can blossom