[Chorus]
Oh my god, homeboy, you just got dunked on
Oh my good Lord, you just got your bell rung
Oh my god, homeboy, you just got dunked on
Oh my god! Good god! Good Lord! Good god! He just got dunked on!

[Verse 1]
Game one of the driveway championship
James and Big Blue? Well they might as well up and quit
'Cause me and Mike got our eyes on that big gold Larry O'Brien
Heart of a lion, 'bout to send them home cryin'
Mike shot for the ball, do or die
All net, our ball, that was easy as pie
A couple years passed by, me and Mike done developed
So I grabbed the b-ball and told Big Blue "Checkup"
Then I told Big Blue "This what I'm about to do:
I'mma tell you what I'm 'bout to do, then I'mma do it, too
I'mma pump-fake, then I'mma blow on by
And when James steps up, I show him how I can fly" (Haha!)
Pump-faked then I drove the baseline
And served James up a hot plate of facetime (Uh-oh!)
I told James: "Yo, I'm ready for flight
So get rough, 'cause it's gon' be a long night, sucka"

[Bridge]
Like a 747, like a jet plane
When I'm flying through the air, I let my feet hang
When I take off from the ground, everybody stands around
And they stop and they stare, because it's sweet, mayne
Like a helium balloon, like a spaceship
Me and Mike, yo, we ain't the type to play with
Then Mike left the ground, 'bout tore the hoop down
Turned around and I heard him say:
[Chorus]
Oh my god, homeboy, you just got dunked on
Oh my good Lord, you just got your bell rung
Oh my god, homeboy, you just got dunked on
Oh my god! Good god! Good Lord! Good god! He just got dunked on!

[Verse 2]
My lagged out D will leave you shakin'
MJ mixed with a little Gary Payton
Big Blue got fancy, then he got that ball ripped
I told him "Go work on your handles, young pimp"
Mike out the balling like he was Melo
Hit James with that jab step, turned him into jello
Then Big Blue tried to step up in the paint
But my homeboy Mike ran him over like a tank (End one!)
When I looked at Coach Phil, I could tell he was proud
Me and Mike was balling hard and the crowd was cheering loud
And James and Big Blue was trying to get back in the game
But they were getting dusted, wonder why they even came
'Cause, man, them young cats was laying bricks
When I checked the scoreboard, it was thirty-eight to six (Dang!)
But what did you expect? Homie, when was you born?
When you mess with the Bulls, you best believe you get the horns

[Bridge]
Like a 747, like a jet plane
When I'm flying through the air, I let my feet hang
When I take off from the ground, everybody stands around
And they stop and they stare, because it's sweet, mayne
Like a helium balloon, like a spaceship
Me and Mike, yo, we ain't the type to play with
Then Mike left the ground, 'bout tore the hoop down
Turned around and I heard him say:
[Chorus]
Oh my god, homeboy, you just got dunked on
Oh my good Lord, you just got your bell rung
Oh my god, homeboy, you just got dunked on
Oh my god! Good god! Good Lord! Good god! He just got dunked on!

[Verse 3]
It was a blowout, it wasn't even close now
It was time to show out, they like it when I throw down
I tossed the oop to Mike, right before the buzzer
He threw it down and told James "That was for your mother"
James got mad 'cause his team had lost bad
He walked up to Mike and threw a jab with everything he had (Pow!)
Mike stumbled and he landed on his back
And just like that Coach Phil snapped, it was on
You could see it in his eyes, he was ready to kill
He threw an uppercut, and Coach Phil hit him in the grill
And James head snapped back hard
He went flying 'cross the court, and he landed in the yard (Oh!)
Then I said "Coach Phil, dog, you crazy"
Coach Phil replied "I ain't about to let this young punk play me"
Cops showed up, and Coach Phil ran
I just stood there shaking my head like "Aw, man"

[Bridge]
Coach Phil took off running to the backyard
Then the cop jumped out of his cop car
Coach Phil is kinda fat and the cop was really fast
So we knew he wasn't gonna make it that far
They were both jumping over all the fences
Coach Phil didn't wanna get sentenced
Then the cop came around and he slammed him on the ground
Like a clown and we heard him say:
[Chorus]
Oh my god, homeboy, you just got dunked on
Oh my good Lord, you just got your bell rung
Oh my god, homeboy, you just got dunked on
Oh my god! Good god! Good Lord! Good god! He just got dunked on!