[Verse 1]
It had been a whole year since our bikes got stole
And I ran that go-kart into a telephone pole
We hated James, but this just made us hate more
'Cause for the last year, we've been riding skateboards
Friggin' skateboards, I would rather walk
Do I look like Tony Hawk? (No)
That's what I thought
Do I look like Rob Dyrdek? (No)
Thank God
Do I look like Brad Pitt? (No)
Are you sure?

We knew exactly where James hid the bikes at
They were stashed in the shed right out back
We threw on our bulletproof vests and our snapbacks
And we plotted our attack and ate snak packs
I told Mike "Grab the sling shot
Take this sock and fill it with about sixteen rocks
Meet me at the spot in about ten minutes
And Mike? Don't forget the spinach"

[Chorus]
Hey, you! Stop! Freeze!
Hands in the air, get down on your knees
Don't make us have to fight back
'Cause you won't really like that, we just want our bikes back
Hey, you! Stop! Freeze!
Hands in the air, get down on your knees
Don't make us have to fight back
'Cause you won't really like that, we just want our bikes back
[Verse 2: Froggy Fresh]
Me and Mike took off towards the shed
While visions of pedal bikes danced in our heads
All through the town, kids lined the streets
They couldn't wait to see James get beat
We got to the shed, and we kicked down the door
Two guards came out and they both had swords
But my homeboy Mike was there to save the day
He fired two rocks and he blew 'em away
But hold up, 'cause it wasn't over yet
James snuck up and he punched me in the head
Grabbed Mike's hair, and he punched him in the eyebrow
He said, "I'm keeping all the bikes, 'cause they're mine now"
We were losing bad, and we were getting laughed at
But then, Mike pulled something out his backpack
Of course, that old can of spinach
I looked at James and said "You're finished"

[Chorus]
Hey, you! Stop! Freeze!
Hands in the air, get down on your knees
Don't make us have to fight back
'Cause you won't really like that, we just want our bikes back
Hey, you! Stop! Freeze!
Hands in the air, get down on your knees
Don't make us have to fight back
'Cause you won't really like that, we just want our bikes back
[Verse 3: Froggy Fresh]
Next thing we knew, James pulled out a can of spinach too
I looked over at Mike and said, "Now what do we do?
We should have known he would have his own can
Jeez-o-petes, we should have seen this coming, man"
Mike said, "James, could we just work something out?
It's been a whole year, could we just have 'em back now?"
And James said, "Sorry guys, I've got some bad news
I sold both your bikes to Billy Smith last June
But how about this? I'll make you guys a deal
You can have that pink bike there, and that Big Wheel"
I said, "Really, James? Really?
First you steal our bikes, then you sell 'em both to Billy?
I can't ride a Big Wheel, do I look like I'm nine?"
Mike said, "Here, bro, you can have mine"
"It's pink dude, I ain't going to ride that girly bike!
It ain't fair Mike, I really hate my life"

[Chorus]
Hey, you! Stop! Freeze!
Hands in the air, get down on your knees
Don't make us have to fight back
'Cause you won't really like that, we just want our bikes back
Hey, you! Stop! Freeze!
Hands in the air, get down on your knees
Don't make us have to fight back
'Cause you won't really like that, we just want our bikes back
[Outro]
Yeah
You can't- You can't always get your bikes back
But then- You at least got to try to get them back
Sometimes if you get your bike stolen, it will get sold or something
But you still got to keep your head up
Peace