Hey cool cats and delicious divas
It’s Froggy Fresh and Money Maker Mike back with some of that funkalicious flow that makes the party go
I know it’s been a while so let me catch y’all up on what’s been going down
James and his goons have been up to the usual: selling addictive candy, terrorizing the neighborhood, and of course, stealing bikes
But me and Mike didn’t care about those old bikes anymore cause now we got a dirt bike
Without the wagon attached, it goes 40 miles per hour
Yeah, I know, fast
Only problem is: the other kids
They can’t afford a dirt bike like this, so they’re stuck with nothing to ride, and we couldn’t let this slide
Me and Mike knew the kids were counting on us
We were the only people in the neighborhood with the fighting ability to challenge James and his ninja guards
So we started training and we trained and trained and trained
We practiced kicks, punches, front flips, cartwheels, 360-kicks, 360-punches, 360-front flips, 360-cartwheels, 720-kicks, 72-, you get the picture
We were really really focused
Then we tried to find some Bruce Lee videos
We had to learn from the true master
So we got on the computer to look for some videos, but we couldn’t figure out how to spell his name
We tried it a bunch of different ways
Then Mike said I was dumb because I didn’t know how to spell his name, but Mike didn’t know how to spell it either so I said, “You must be dumb too.”
Then we started fighting
Big mistake on Mike’s part
I put him in the rear-naked chokehold
He was out cold in under 10 seconds
While Mike was passed out, I called my dad to figure out how to spell Bruce Lee
He told me how, but after I hung up I forgot how to spell it
So I called him back
And then he told me how to spell it again
But when I hung up on the phone, I forgot how to spell it again
Then I called him back again
He screamed at me and told me to stop calling him while he was at work
“Okay. Whatever. Fine,” I said
Then that was it
So I had to stop searching for Bruce Lee videos which was fine with me
The computer was making my eyes burn anyways
Then Mike woke up from being passed out all day
He said he felt dizzy, but I told him we don’t have no time for that We have to train because the city is counting on us to get those bikes back for those kids
But honestly, I didn’t really want to train anymore either
Training was getting really boring
So we just decided training was over
Time to get out there, fight James, and bring those bikes back home