[Chorus]
Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk, he's about to get hurt
And I'm about to put him in the dirt
'Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk!
Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk, he's about to get hurt
And I'm about to put him in the dirt
'Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk!

[Verse 1]
I got the eye of the tiger
I got the cannons loaded up, and they're ready to fire
I'm 'bout to make James expire
You ask me why I'm fighting James? 'Cause James is a liar
He's been saying that I'm gay
I'm not gay, I hang out with girls everyday
So does that make me gay?
Whatever, I don't care, it doesn't matter anyway

Yeah, and I was ready to brawl
'Cause he's also been saying I'm small
But that's not a lie, in fact, he's not lying at all
You see, sometimes I kind of wish I was tall
But most of all, me and Mike were just done with his crap
Like when he throws pee-filled balloons at our backs
Or when he calls us "Dumb and Dumber", everyone laughs
I'm tired of hearing him yapping, I'mma make him shut his trap
[Chorus]
Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk, he's about to get hurt
And I'm about to put him in the dirt
'Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk!
Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk, he's about to get hurt
And I'm about to put him in the dirt
'Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk!

[Verse 2]
I watched Mayweather fights all night
See, all I really got to do is connect with the right
If I hit him in the eye, then he'll be losing his sight
Only problem that I have is my height
I'm either going to have to jump off a trampoline
Or maybe I could ask James if he could fight on his knees
But James probably wouldn't go for that
So me and Mike figured that the trampoline was our best bet

Me and James would be circling around
When Mike would run up and throw the trampoline down
I would jump off the trampoline, soar through space
Come down on James and hit him right in the face
I called James and I said "You think you're hard?
Then meet us at three o'clock in Mike's front yard"
Then James said "I bet you wish that I was hard"
It was a gay joke, he got me again
[Interlude]
So, if I hang out with girls, does that make me gay or does that just mean that I really like girls?
'Cause- 'Cause I think it means that I just really think girls are hot

[Chorus]
Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk, he's about to get hurt
And I'm about to put him in the dirt
'Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk!
Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk, he's about to get hurt
And I'm about to put him in the dirt
'Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk!

[Verse 3]
James came over Mike's, we were both ready to fight
I asked him "James, do you want the left or want the right?"
I feeling ready, I was feeling mean
My homeboy Mike was waiting with the trampoline
Then James pulled out his gun
I screamed out "He's got a gun!" and I started to run
But then James screamed out "Stop!
And if you try to call the cops, then I'mma let the pistol pop"

There wasn't really much that I could do
He took my shirt and my pants, but he let me keep my shoes
'Cause he said that they were junk
So then I called him "punk", he said "What?"
And then he took my shoes, too
And then he threw them in a tree, so what?
So it's lucky for me I'm really good at climbing trees
Or at least I thought I was
'Cause then I made it halfway up, and then I got stuck
[Chorus]
Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk, he's about to get hurt
And I'm about to put him in the dirt
'Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk!
Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk, he's about to get hurt
And I'm about to put him in the dirt
'Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk!
Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk, he's about to get hurt
And I'm about to put him in the dirt
'Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk!
Lame James is a stupid dumb jerk
Yeah, James is a stupid dumb jerk, he's about to get hurt
And I'm about to put him in the dirt
'Cause James is a stupid dumb jerk, jerk!