[Chorus]
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
Tall, white, skinny, and he's rolling through your city
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
"Compared to me, you're mini, all the women think I'm pretty"
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
Tall, white, skinny, and he's rolling through your city
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
"Compared to me, you're mini, all the women think I'm pretty"

[Verse 1]
Giant Jimmy, tallest kid in the whole city
6'6", and he only weighs a buck-fifty
Against Jimmy, man, we didn't stand a chance
I could fit my whole body in his breakaway pants
I knew this was trouble, I knew this was bad
He was skinnier than Mike and two feet taller than my dad
He was a monster, a freak of nature
Legend has it he can reach all the way around the equator
And worst of all, he's a straight-up psychopath
You can feel the evil every time you hear him laugh
He causes of ninety-six percent of all injuries
I couldn't help but think today, he's gonna injure me
The ref called us at the line for the tip
I stood across from Jimmy, only came up to his hip
The jump ball left me looking like a chump
'Cause Jimmy won the tip, and he didn't even jump
[Chorus]
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
Tall, white, skinny, and he's rolling through your city
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
"Compared to me, you're mini, all the women think I'm pretty"
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
Tall, white, skinny, and he's rolling through your city
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
"Compared to me, you're mini, all the women think I'm pretty"

[Verse 2]
He was slapping all our stuff against the backboard
Guess I, guess I got exactly what I asked for
When I told James to bring that giant freak of nature, Jimmy
Now I'm thinking to myself "What I do that for?"
Jimmy was getting rough, pushing us and stuff
It wasn't even halftime and we had had enough
I could see that pretty trophy slipping through my fingers
Then Jimmy screamed out "You're not a baller, you're a singer!"
I said "Shut up, Jimmy", he said "What did you say?"
"I didn't say anything, Jimmy, let's play"
I didn't even want to play, I wanted to quit
Every time I drove the lane, I would get blocked and then hit
Me and Mike started fighting, then Gator got mad
Then Gator said "I quit", I said "Fine, Gator, I'm glad
I mean, let's be honest, we don't even stand a chance"
It was true, Giant Jimmy was a one-man band
[Chorus]
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
Tall, white, skinny, and he's rolling through your city
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
"Compared to me, you're mini, all the women think I'm pretty"
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
Tall, white, skinny, and he's rolling through your city
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
"Compared to me, you're mini, all the women think I'm pretty"

[Verse 3]
Ref Tony called a foul Jimmy didn't like
Calling fouls on old Giant Jimmy? That could end your life
Giant Jimmy freaked, then Tony said "Take a hike"
Giant Jimmy got ejected, Giant Jimmy pulled a knife
Jimmy walked over to Tony, me and Mike knew this was it
Giant Jimmy started stabbing, Giant Jimmy wouldn't quit
Me and Mike just stood there counting, twenty-five, twenty-six
Then Tony threw a punch, Jimmy stabbed him in the fist
Jimmy stabbed him in the legs, Jimmy stabbed him in the arms
Then he grabbed him by the ankles and he dragged him through the yard
Then Jimmy headed to the car, and when he came back
He didn't have the knife no more, Jimmy had a bat
We were traumatized, we were screaming "Jimmy, stop!"
But Jimmy wouldn't listen, so we had to call the cops
But when we called the cops to help, they replied quickly:
"Son, not even we can stop Giant Jimmy"
[Chorus]
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
Tall, white, skinny, and he's rolling through your city
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
"Compared to me, you're mini, all the women think I'm pretty"
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
Tall, white, skinny, and he's rolling through your city
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
"Compared to me, you're mini, all the women think I'm pretty"