[Verse 1]
Friday the Thirteenth, walking out of school
Me and Mike is trying to come up with something to do
"We could go teepee, we could watch movies
We could turn the bad channel on and see boobies"
"Mike, we do the same thing every week
By 9:15 I'm so bored, I fall asleep
We ain't playing Halo, we ain't playing Joust
We gon' pay a visit to the Voorhees house"
That last name got Mike's heart racing
Said "Wait a minute, that's the house of Jason!
Oh no, no I ain't doing that!
Are you going crazy? You must be going mad!
You know what's gonna happen if we step into that house?
Two of us go in and none of us come out"
But I convinced him, it wasn't very hard
He said that he'd go if I gave him my Charizard

[Chorus]
Some people say that the whole thing's true
Other people say if you believe it, you're a fool
And Friday's the best day of the week
But not when it's Friday the Thirteenth
Some people say that the whole thing's true
Other people say if you believe it, you're a fool
And Friday's the best day of the week
But not when it's Friday the Thirteenth
[Verse 2]
I grabbed some garlic, I grabbed a cross
A jug of holy water, and a tube of lip gloss
Mike said "Dude, why are you bringing all this crap?
Jason's not a vampire, put that stuff back
Hold up, let me see that lip gloss first
Mmm, what is that? Is that Berry Burst?
This tastes good, you think that I could keep it?"
I said "As long as I can use it when I need it"
I grabbed my hat, my backpack, and my sword
Mike grabbed his house keys, we headed out the door
Mike said "Buddy, let's try and make this fast
Follow me, I know exactly where his house is at"
Mike stopped, and he pointed at the crib
And said "That's the house where Jason Voorhees lives"
I crept up real quiet like a mouse
Then, bam! Jason came busting out the house

[Chorus]
Some people say that the whole thing's true
Other people say if you believe it, you're a fool
And Friday's the best day of the week
But not when it's Friday the Thirteenth
Some people say that the whole thing's true
Other people say if you believe it, you're a fool
And Friday's the best day of the week
But not when it's Friday the Thirteenth
[Verse 3]
We were running, we were running for our lives
We were more than just scared, we were freaking terrified
I was beat, and I was 'bout to die from exhaustion
I looked back, Jason wasn't there, we must've lost him
We were getting tired, so we stopped at a pavilion
I looked up and saw a skeleton hanging from the ceiling
I said "Mike what kind of place is this?
He's gon' kill us out here, and there won't even be a witness"
Suddenly, Jason came stumbling up the trail
But he was looking rough, he was moving like a snail
He dropped to his knees and fell over face first
Hockey mask in the dirt, yo, it looked like it hurt
Mike said "Dude, did Jason die, bro?"
I replied "Mike, how should I know?"
Mike said "Ain't nobody gon' believe this"
I said "They gon' believe it when they see the freaking pics!"

[Chorus]
Some people say that the whole thing's true
Other people say if you believe it, you're a fool
And Friday's the best day of the week
But not when it's Friday the Thirteenth
Some people say that the whole thing's true
Other people say if you believe it, you're a fool
And Friday's the best day of the week
But not when it's Friday the Thirteenth