[Intro:]
Hey everybody it's Froggy fresh here... this is wha- what I'm about to do in this video here is called Froggy Fresh Freestyle. Triple F. Just made that up right off the top of my head, because that's what freestyling is. Anything that pops into your head you just gotta say it right away; there's no time for thinking, there's no time to-- there's no time to-- there's no time to make the rap sound good, you just gotta say it-- whatever you think of. This is uh, um, Froggy Fresh Freestyle. I think this is number one, because I don't think I've еver done a freestyle bеfore because I'm not very good at it, but I just been practicing. Just whatever I think of, I'm just gonna say it for you guys. Gonna drop a beat, I'm gonna Froggy Fresh Freestyle. And please don't- please don't- please don't say anything about, like, 'that freestyle sucked' or anything, because I know that I'm not very good at freestyling but I've been practicing it, okay? So just wait for it and don't make fun of me because I keep on-- I just-- I'm not very good at freestyling yet, okay? But I'm the master of writing wraps, but I'm not very good at freestyling yet, so don't make fun of me. Just say something like, 'that could use a little work or something,' don't say, 'wow you suck at freestyling,' because that ain't getting nobody nowhere. Drop this beat really quick...

[Rap #1]
This is my intro. Froggy Fresh
We don't never rest, we don't never rest, we don't never rest-- Froggy Fresh
I'm sittin' here, I'm thinking to myself man I miss Abe Lincoln
Why did they have to kill him? Up inside the movie theater, just watching a movie
You're gonna run up on Abe? You're gonna shoot him in the head, you're gonna shoot him in the face?
But Abe didn't do NOTHING to you. Abe was a good guy-- that's true
I'm sittin' here, thinking, 'man life is hard.'
Life is hard in prison behind bars
I never been to prison, I don't wanna go
I don't like it, I don't like it, no, no
I don't like that people are locked up
But it's kinda good cause that protects us
From people who would probably kill us
But I'm not afraid to die but they would still kill us
I don't wanna be killed, not yet
I got too many dreams-- on that you can bet
I got too many dreams to fulfill, bottoms when the steal, bottoms and ill
I could kill a electric eel with my bare hands, I could snap it in half (BAM!)
Wouldn't even get electrocuted, you know why? Cause I'm that guy (I'm that guy!)
Sittin' here in the living room, heard a loud boom
Don't know what to do! It's a gun
Put my hands up in the air, thinking, 'how am I gonna get out of here?'
Oh my god, I remember that I have a gun tucked behind my pants (that's right)
Pulled it out, POP! POP! POP!
Bullets flyin' through the air
Bullets flyin' through the air, jump up in the air, you're gonna dodge em? You're gonna go like this? (AHHH!)
No your not, cause I'm a really good aimer, I done shot too many guns, FLAMER!
Gun--
[Intermission]
I think a flamer's not a good word that I'm supposed to say...
I'm not gonna say any more bad words I'm just gonna try to keep this rap going and no cuss words or anything. I'm gonna start the rap over...

[Rap #2]
Froggy Fresh, and we don't never rest
The streets is cold; life is hard
Scarecrows in the front yard
Protect the corn, don't let them get it
The crows wanna eat it, the crows are gonna get it!
Scarecrows do your job!
Cause the crows are comin' through and we're about to get robbed!
They're about to take all the corn and the crops
I don't like crows I don't like you a lot!
I don't like the fact that you're eating all our veggies
I don't like the fact that you're eating all your veggies
When I come out in the front yard you're gonna run like Reggie
BUSH! Watch me get pushed
Fall onto the ground, get back up, cause I always DO! YES!

[Outro]
That was just my freestyle rap. I just wanted to do that for you guys. I've run out of stuff to say. Can't think of any more freestyles, I'm probably just gonna shut it down and go to sleep right now, but... Froggy Fresh, uh, Triple F, Froggy Fresh Freestyle maybe I'll do another one soon. If you guys liked you say, 'yeah I liked this freestyle. I want you do to another one.'
What're you doing Lola? What are you climbing up on the couch you stinker. Look at you, you like, you know that I caught you doin' something. What're you doing back there you stinker? Huh? You're a stinker, Lola, Come here. What 'chu doin', huh?
(Inaudible)
You want your tummy scratched?
I gotta stop that video!