It's a beautiful day to start a brand new life
Roll out the monkey tree, pick some roses from the sky

Buy a big house out in the country, wear luxurious clothes
I could be so happy, oh how nobody knows

It's a beautiful day, I'll start a brand new life
Buy a big beautiful car, buy a big beautiful wife

Live out on some remote desert island out, now
In the middle of the Pacific Ocean
Run around naked in the sand
Paint some nice old paintings of some of the local island girls
Like my man Gauguin

It's a beautiful day, start all over again
Pick up some brand new teeth, pick up some brand new friends

Have dinner with the president of the United States of America
Smoking a fine Cuban cigar
Ride around town in the back of the presidential limousine
Where it's strictly champagne, cocaine, broads & caviar

'Cause it's a beautiful day, way up here in the sky
Where all the angels sleep, where all the little birdies fly
Ah, maybe I can have that operation that I read about somewhere
That might let me forget
All the horrible, horrible, horrible things that I've ever done in my life
Oh man then I'd be set

'Cause it's a beautiful day, I got so much to do
I gotta change my name, I gotta change my location
I gotta change my address, I gotta change my pager number
I gotta the locks on my door, I gotta change my clothes
I gotta change my style, I gotta change my whole attitude
I gotta learn Kung Fu

Hey wait a minute, I don't ever wanna talk to nobody
No, never again
I don't want ever want to leave my room
I don't want the dream to end
'Cause it's a beautiful day, ain't a cloud up in the sky
It's a beautiful day
Start a brand new life