[Naration:]
In the center of the caverns of hell, hidden under layers of evil that have thrived for centuries, sits the morbid domain of the prince of the power of the air. Suddenly, a scaly creature disrupts Satan's ghastly existence with an urgent message. It reads, "Code red problem, conference needed, disaster forecasted!" With a disgusted annoyance, this general of evil agrees to confer with his chief demon lieutenant. This is the story of that encounter

[Dramatization:]
Satan: You may enter
Demon: My Lord Satan
Satan: State your business and make it fast
Demon: Sir, we're having problems of cataclysmic proportions
Satan: Where?
Demon: In the east sector, sir. The damage is vast

Satan: Is there something wrong with my abortion clinics?
Demon: No, sir, that's all fine. We kill 4,000 unborn a day through, shall we say, surgical removal. It's selective breeding. We eliminate human life in the name of convenience like the Nazis and the Jews and with the government's approval

Satan: Is there a problem with my pet project, television violence?
Demon: Sir, it's covered, from videos to cartoons. By the time a child graduates high school, he's seen 70,000 murders
Satan: Is this effective enough?
Demon: Sir, just watch the news

Satan: Is there a disturbance in my false religions?
Demon: No sir, business is booming. Over 40 million are into New Age and Zen. Over 45 million believe in astrology
Satan: Looks like we're catching up
Demon: Yes, sir. Only 50 million claim to be born again

Satan: Is there a problem with business in general?
Demon: Sir, we're showing tremendous progress. Teenage runaways, each year a million or more. There's a teen suicide every ninety minutes and your specialty, drunk driving, will claim more lives this year that the whole Vietnam war
Satan: Well is there a disturbance in my... What was that?
Demon: Sir, that's the reason all these demons are on crutches and wobbling
Satan: What's going on?
Demon: Sir, that's what I've been trying to tell you
Satan: What is that?
Demon: Sir, that is our problem

Satan: Only one thing causes warfare of this magnitude
Demon: Then, sir, you know what we are dealing with up there
Satan: Yes, it's some of those sanctified
Demon: Try blood-bought
Satan: Spirit-filled
Demon: Saints of God
Satan: Actually
Demon: Presently
Satan & Demon: On their knees in prayer!
Demon: Sir, they're literal holy terrors. They bind us, cast us out. Then they do those disgusting charismatic jigs. They quote scriptures like the Son of God and, sir, if you don't intervene we all might wind up in a bunch of pigs

Demon: Sir, that's the good news. The bad news is the subject of their prayers that threatens our survival. What they're praying for is causing hemorrhaging in the realms of darkness
Satan: And the bad news is?
Demon: Sir, they're praying for revival!

Satan: I hate revival! It just erupts, it's hardly controllable. At the Azusa street outpouring, things got rough
Demon: Yes sir, and when the charismatic movement hit, sir, we were jumping out of windows with all that "untie my bowtie who stolla my honda" stuff

Satan: Then I'll come in like a flood
Demon: But they'll say the Spirit of the Lord will lift up a standard against you
Satan: OOOOHH
Demon: It's written in the Word
Satan: I'll form weapons against them
Demon: Sir, no weapon formed against them shall prosper. That's in the Bible, too
Satan: Yes, I've heard. I'll hit them with every filthy, lusty thought you could imagine
Demon: But it's written, "resist the devil and he must flee."
Satan: Obviously, the enemy is taking the battle more seriously than we are
Demon: And that's very dangerous, sir, especially for me
Satan: It's time to launch my final, most vicious attack. I'll remind the saints of their past- how they were liars, cheaters, manipulators and moochers
Demon: But sir, you know what will happen if you remind the saints of their past
Satan: And what is that?
Demon: Sir, they'll just remind you of your future
Satan: NOOOOOOO

[Spoken:]
Attention all Saints of God, man your battle stations!
Sound the alarm loud and long to all men of every nation!
We're kicking down the gates of hell, not stopping till they're level
For the sentence of destruction's on the forehead of the devil

Lift your hands in victory, this is our finest hour!
For this sleeping giant called the church is rising up in power!
Cry loud, spare not, this lion's got a roar!
We may have lost some battles, but we will win this war!

We've made it through the fire and our faith in God is strong!
We're a revelation generation with fire in our bones!
We're filled up with the Holy Ghost, trusting in the Bible!
Fasten your seat belts, saints of God, the world is breaking forth in a Revival!

[Singing:]
Revival is coming to our land
The Holy Ghost is moving just like a hurricane
Revival is coming to our shore
Get ready for the moving of the Spirit of the Lord
[Last Chorus]
It's what we've been waiting for
It's what we've been praying for
From America to England
From Africa to Spain
From Mexico to China
The Spirit of God is being poured out
On all flesh and there is
Revival in the land!