[Intro]
Ooh ooh waychee

[Verse 1]
I peed on Lafayette
What a bron-ky bud-dy
My brony took a crap
In the big mud-dy

What a buncha white kids
Sippin’ Pelle-en-grino
McOl’ beDee might pee on my di-ick
The ee-dee might call me a negro

My dog’s dun been a slave
Working in the old see-saw
Salad banana day-ay-ays
Bilbo Baggin, tits a’ saggin; Oh! Oh! Oh!

I ate a pie by the man for a fork
Abbottabad cows all barfin’ on my pants
Ol’ Mcdonnohue might eat my ants
Ba di da dab a doo, ooh ooh poo poo!

What a thot cooking some spaghetti
Buster for the balls on the Moon
TI-84 sounding palapalooza ravioli
Barney Bear pooping; stuck in the ro-om
Mc-Diggity nuts suckin' on my butt
The communist regime is really kinda ep-ic ga-ay
Listen up; you fuckin’ nut
Malay-ay (Oh yeah)

A big ass pear
A big buttowski
Boat man ears
And a gay Helsinki
(la doo doo!)

[Pre-Chorus/Hook]
Takin a doo doo
Barbarossa preferential treatment
Pow-Pow ka-Pow
What a fuckin hobbit!

[Chorus/Hook 1]
Just like Barney
But he knows how to shit
Just like Stalin
But he's got a dick
What a tammy
Pouring Gr-ee-en Jew-oose

[Verse 2]
I’m tryna take a dump
But this boon
Was constructed by a fuckin dingo
Scarlet rapists
What a cunt!
Suckin on some lemon trees
What a nut!
Pissin on the Mexi-cans

The capitalist man on the la-ake, pee
Watch out for the big man eating sandwich
La di da di di
Watch the blue Macgyver, nig!

Watch the donkey
Pissin’ on the beach
Lookin like a monkey
Pissin’ on a tit

Big black balls
And 2 ply toilet roll
Ejaculating cylinder
In-com-bustion

Now this is capitalism
What a bloated porcu-pine!
Listen up you plump elephant
And close your ho-les

Riding on a charger
Poopin’ on a bench
There’s a hummus;
Vaginal ste-nch!
[Pre-Chorus/Hook]
Takin a doo doo
Barbarossa preferential treatment
Pow-Pow ka-Pow
What a fuckin hobbit!

[Chorus/Hook 2]
Just like Sid
But he knows did 9/11
Just like Manny
But he's in heaven
What a soap!
With 72 virgins

[Verse 3]
Why don’t you go and smell
Then lubricate kok and butt-hole
Go and rub him off
You massive nuttel (ah!)

Watch out lil’ boy
Radiation Anus
Now is this loss?
Or is this sauce?

Why do my feet look purple
Oh wait my balls
Sucking on my toes-al
Are you a n word

Listen up you communist bird
Why’d ya eat that ba-nae-nae’s barf
What are you doing you infographic turd
Yellow man, administrative kart

New york, big baboon
Long line of incest
For degenerate coons
Ngo Dinh Diem

White listerine
Potty poo
Bangladeshi
Funny loo

Big bad boggity
What a nazi!
Suck on my toes
Baboon in Benghazi

[Pre-Chorus/Hook]
Takin a doo doo
Barbarossa preferential treatment
Pow-Pow ka-Pow
What a fuckin hobbit!

[Chorus/Hook 2]
Just like Sid
But he did 9/11
Just like Manny
But he's in heaven
What a soap!
With 72 virgins

[Verse 4]
Bob Lazuli
Feasting sand on the beach
Lump, Italy
What a gay teach
Big ass

[Verse 5]
Yuh, ok

[Outro 1]
Just like Islamic State
But they’re world-famous
Just like Plankton
But he's been in an anus!
Hallelujah!
What a Gay 7 Dee

[Outro 2]
What a Gay, 7 Dee
Double Die
7 Dee
Double Die
7 Dee
Dou-ble Die

(Repeat Chorus 2 until it fades out)