[Verse 1]
I saw a peanut stand
Heard a rubber band
I saw a needle
That winked its eye
But I think I will have
Seen everything
When I see
An elephant fly

[Chorus 1]
I saw a front porch swing
Heard a diamond ring
I saw a polka-dot railroad tie
But I think
I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly

[Verse 2]
I seen a clothes horse
He r'ar up and buck
And they tell me that a man
Made a vegetable truck
I didn’t see that
I only heard
But just to be sociable
I'll take your word
[Chorus 2]
I heard a fireside chat
I saw a baseball bat
And I just laughed
'Til I thought I’d die
But I'd be done see'n
About everything
When I see an elephant fly