[ANNOUNCER, spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Duke’s royal wrestling championship! Are you ready?

[ROYAL SUBJECTS, spoken]
Yeah!

[ANNOUNCER, spoken]
I said, are you ready?

[ROYAL SUBJECTS, spoken]
YEAH!

[ANNOUNCER, spoken]
C’mon people, I can’t hear you, I said ARE? YOU? READY?

[ROYAL SUBJECTS, spoken]
YEAH!

[ANNOUNCER, spoken]
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the Royal Duke Frederick!

[ROYAL SUBJECTS & ROYAL MINIONS]
Ah, all hail Duke Frederick!
Ah, all hail Duke Frederick!

[DUKE FREDERICK, spoken]
Let the games begin!
[ANNOUNCER, spoken]
Round one! Introducing the undefeated, reigning champion: Bronco Internacional!

[ROYAL SUBJECTS]
Bronco, Bronco, he’s the man!
No one can do it like Bronco can!
Bronco, Bronco, he’s the man!
No one can do it like Bronco can!

[ANNOUNCER, spoken]
And his opponent: the fiery, the fearless Rufus

[ROYAL SUBJECTS]
Rufus is the man
Rufus is the man
If anyone can beat him, Rufus can!
Rufus is the man
Rufus is the man
If anyone can beat him, Rufus can!

[ANNOUNCER, spoken]
Wrestlers, you shall try but one fall

[ANNOUNCER & ROYAL SUBJECTS, spoken]
Three! Two! One! Fight!
[ROYAL SUBJECTS]
Let’s go, Bronco!
Let’s go, Rufus!
Go and get ‘em, whoa!

Let’s go, Bronco!
Let’s go, Rufus!
Go and get ‘em, whoa!

Let’s go, Bronco!
Let’s go, Rufus!
Go and get ‘em, whoa!
Ooh! Ah! Ouch! Wow!

[REFEREE, spoken]
One, two, three!

[ANNOUNCER, spoken]
And the winner is Bronco!

[ALL, spoken]
Woo!

[ANNOUNCER, spoken]
Round two! Bronco faces his second opponent: the primal, the vicious, Caveman!
[ROYAL SUBJECTS]
Caveman, Caveman, he’s the man!
If anyone can beat him, Caveman can!
Caveman, Caveman, he’s the man!
If anyone can beat him, Caveman can!

[ANNOUNCER, spoken]
Wrestlers, you shall try but one fall

[ANNOUNCER & ROYAL SUBJECTS, spoken]
Three, two, one, fight!

[ROYAL SUBJECTS]
Let’s go, Bronco!
Let’s go, Caveman!
Go and get ‘em, whoa!

Let’s go, Bronco!
Let’s go, Caveman!
Go and get ‘em, whoa!

Let’s go, Bronco!
Let’s go, Caveman!
Go and get ‘em, whoa!
Ooh! Ah! Ouch! Wow!

[REFEREE, spoken]
One, two, three!

[ANNOUNCER, spoken]
And the winner is Bronco again!

[ALL]
Woo!

[ANNOUNCER, spoken]
Round three — the last round for the championship! Bronco faces his third and final opponent…
…Orlando?

[A ROYAL SUBJECT]
Who is this kid?

[A ROYAL SUBJECT]
He's far too young!

[TWO ROYAL SUBJECTS]
Bronco will eat him alive!

[A ROYAL SUBJECT]
What a punk!

[A ROYAL SUBJECT]
He's got no shot!

[A ROYAL SUBJECT]
He'll never survive!

[DUKE FREDERICK, spoken]
Speak to him ladies, see if you can move him

[CELIA, spoken]
Young gentlemen, we pray you for your own sake to embrace your safety and give over this attempt!

[ROSALIND, spoken]
Do, young sir!

[ORLANDO, spoken]
Let your gentle wishes go with me to my trial, wherein if I be foiled, there is but one shamed that was never gracious. I shall do the world no injury, for in it I have nothing

[ROSALIND, spoken]
The little strength that I have, I would it were with you

[BRONCO, spoken]
Where is Orlando? The boy has a dream

[ORLANDO, spoken]
Ready, sir!

[DUKE FREDERICK, spoken]
You shall try but one fall!

[ALL, spoken]
Three! Two! One! Fight!

Uh oh, uh oh!
Uh oh, uh oh!
Do you think he can?

Uh oh, uh oh!
Uh oh, uh oh!
Can he? Yes he can!

What an upset!
Who’da thunk it?

[ROSALIND]
Oh, excellent young man!

[ALL]
What? No! Damn! Whoa!

[REFEREE, spoken]
One, two, three!

[ANNOUNCER, spoken]
And the winner’s Orlando!

[ALL]
Orlando, 'Lando, he’s the man
No one can do it like ‘Lando can
Orlando, 'Lando, he’s the man!
No one can do it like ‘Lando can
Orlando, Orlando, Orlando!