In the middle of the forest
In the middle of the woods I took off my fuckin' pants
That's when Jeff's mom understood
She's a chode bearing slut
Who gets drunk at bars with balloons and friends as they walk her to her car
In the middle of the forest
I called her a fuckin whore, put a knife in her chest
These would be her last words, like she told me they would
These would be the last words she ever heard
"suck my fuckin dick"