She don't like pornography
When it's on the BBC
She won't even look at me
Oh no no no she don't love me
I love Mary Whitehouse
She don't love me
I love Mary Whitehouse
She don't love me
I know she ain't that wonderful
She's only trying to be helpful
When she sees all those n***s
She'll speak out and say
That's very rude
Mary Mary they think you're crazy
How does your mind work
With silver bells
And cockle shells
You're digging up the dirt