[Verse 1]
I found my love in a grocery shop
Selling pickles and eggplants and bottles of pop
She asked me to try her asparagus tips
And I fell for the smile on her ruby red lips

[Verse 2]
Green stamps were all she gave
Green stamps were all I took
Green stamps were all I saved
So, I pasted them all in my green stamp book

[Outro]
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