Ladies and Gentlemen
You are about to hear a short, rather strange story that took place a long time ago, right here in this sleepy town. It tells of the painful death and miraculous resurrection of the greatest [?] artist Razzo Rocchino. But before we get to that, you will experience how this man enfreed himself almost completely [?] from the rubble of an apartment building that was erroneously blown up by orthodox fundamentalists. And how this most extraordinary man chased by a giant octopus, goes on to live a new life under a full snail after stowing away on a train and later escaping with a stolen Italian car somewhere in the South along the cost. That's how it happened. Perhaps not quite in that exact order. In any case, I hope you're comfortable. Here we go