Hey! d'ya wanna come back the house with me?
I'll make you a cppa tea
No there's no-one there it's all right
There all gone off tonight
To a social in castlebar
D'ya wanna here my guitar?

Now i'll show you what i'v got
A gibson polka dot
And i';v got an amp inside the room
Sure come in and i'll play oua tune
Twinkle twinkle little star
D'ya wanna here my guitar?
D'ya know what i mean martina?

You acn take it in your hands a while
You have it now thats the style
Between the finger and the thumb
Agentle steady strum, see i told
Ya loveen, its not that hard
D'ya wanna play my guitar?
D'ya know what i mean martina?

See i was dreaming of starting a
Band
Witha bag of chips in my hand
Then you came walking past and i
Had to ask you
I said martina 'd'ya wanna come
Back the house with me?
I'll make you a cuppa tea
No there's no-onr there it's alright
There all gone off tonight
I'm learning whiskey in the jar
Hang on a second
I hear the oul'-sham parking the car
D'ya wanna here/play/hold my
Guitar?
D'ya know what i mean martina?
Earwig....