I love you and I know you know I do
No arms, no legs but yes I'll be true, I love you
I’ll visit you often because

I I’ve got a thing for (boy) you know I do
I’ll be here to see you through
I love you, you know I don’t

What a burden it is
Taking care of little creeps like you
I love you, I’ll take care of you

You know I do not care anymore if you live
You’re gonna ride that miniature pony I bought you
You better get some legs and some arms too ‘cause

I told you before
I don’t love you
You know I do