The Frogs
Grandma Sitting in the Corner with a Penis in Her Hand Going “No, No, No, No, No”
Grandma sitting in the corner with a penis in her hand
Going "No, no, no, no, no"
It only goes to show

Grandma sitting in the corner with a penis in her hand
Going "No, no, no, no, no"
It only went to show

When the ambulance arrived
There wasn't a cock alive

Grandma in the corner with a penis in her hand
Going "No, no, no, no, no"

Grandma in the corner with a beehive in her hand
Going "No, no, no, no, no"

When the ambulance arrived today
All the penises were playing in the hay

Grandma in the corner in her hand with a penis
Going "No, no, no, no, no"

The ambulance man
Saying "No, no, no, no, no"

Grandma, oh Grandma
You old fucking cunt bitch Grandma
I'm gonna wring

I'm gonna wring the penis from your hands
"Oh no, no, no"
Grandma, Grandma
"No, no, no, no, no"
In the corner with your hands
You wrung your hands from the penis
You crazy witch