[Intro]
I'm so sad
I'm so sad
Everything is just bad
Just bad
It's just bad
Yeah
Thanks
Thank you
Yeah, thank you
Uh, Fuck it!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

[Verse 1]
I've been moping around, I can't get out of my bed
I am so damn tired, I can't get out of my head
The only time I smile is when I'm brushing my teeth
The sex last night sucked I would have rather been asleep

[Chorus]
It's been a bad, bad day but who gives a shit (Huh?)
I could be sad all day, but I don't feel like it (No!)
I feel like “Eh eh eh, eh eh eh eh eh eh eh”
I feel like “Eh eh eh, eh eh eh eh eh eh eh”
I feel like “Eh eh eh, eh eh eh eh eh eh eh”
I feel like “EH EH EH, EH EH EH EH EH EH EH”
[Verse 2]
It's two in the morning, someone tell me why there's traffic
I wish I had a bumper car, road-rage your ass with it
I guess I have a choice, I don't have to be this grumpy
'Cause there's plenty of other losers have it way worse than me

[Chorus]
It's been a bad, bad day but who gives a shit (Huh?)
I could be sad all day but I don't feel like it (No!)
It's been a bad, bad day but who gives a shit (Huh?)
I could be sad all day but I don't feel like it (No!)
I feel like “Eh eh eh, eh eh eh eh eh eh eh”
I feel like “Eh eh eh, eh eh eh eh eh eh eh”
I feel like “Eh eh eh, eh eh eh eh eh eh eh”
I feel like “EH EH EH, EH EH EH EH EH EH EH”

[Verse 3]
Couple deep breaths
There, I feel better already (Ahh)
Couple more (Ahh)
Damn, I gotta pee (Uh-oh)
See, we should all be happy (Yeah)
50 Cent said we could all lick his lollipop (Lollipop, yay)
He's going to take us to the candy shop (Yay, yay, candy shop, yay)

[Refrain]
I feel like “Eh eh eh, eh eh eh eh eh eh eh”
I feel like “Eh eh eh, eh eh eh eh eh eh eh”
I feel like “Eh eh eh, eh eh eh eh eh eh eh”
I feel like “Eh eh eh, eh eh eh eh eh eh eh”
[Bridge]
Come with me
Take my hand
Let's climb some trees
Throw me in the air
Laugh with me (I'm having so much fun)
Smile with me (yay)
Play with me
Can't we all just get along?
Yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
It's been a bad, bad day but who gives a shit (Huh?)
I could be sad all day, but I don't feel like it (No!)
It's been a bad, bad day but who gives a shit (Huh?)
I could be sad all day, but I don't feel like it (No!)
I feel like “Eh eh eh, eh eh eh eh eh eh eh”
I feel like “Eh eh eh, eh eh eh eh eh eh eh”
I feel like “Eh eh eh, eh eh eh eh eh”
"Ahh"

[Refrain]
I feel like “Eh eh eh, eh eh eh eh eh eh eh”
I feel like “Eh eh eh, eh eh eh eh eh eh eh”
I feel like “EH EH EH, EH EH EH EH EH EHHH OWWW
UUUgggghhhhhhhh!!!
[Outro]
I'm so glad
Everything is rad, everything is rad
OOOWWW ROCK AND ROLL!!!
Thank you, Thank you so much. So good to be here!!!
Hello?