[Chorus]
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

[Verse 1]
Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughin' loud so all the little people stare
Lookin' for a daddy to pay for the champagne (Droppin' names)
What happened to the dream of a girl president?
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy-bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees

[Pre-Chorus]
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

[Chorus]
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby, if I act like that, flippin' my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
(Break it down now)

[Verse 2]
The disease is growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take anymore!
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see (Come on)
[Pre-Chorus]
You get your news (You get your news)
From STAR Magazine (From STAR Magazine)
The only cause you fight for, is the fight to be seen
Disasters all around (Disasters all around)
A world of despair (A world of despair)
Your only concern: "Will it fuck up my hair?"

[Chorus]
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby, if I act like that, flippin' my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Stupid girl

[Bridge]
Pretty, will you fuck me, girl? Silly, I'm so lucky, girl
Pull my hair, I'll suck it, girl, stupid girl!
Pretty, will you fuck me, girl? Silly, I'm so lucky, girl
Pull my hair, I'll suck it, girl, stupid girl!
(Baby, if I) Baby, if I act like that, flippin' my blonde hair back
(Baby, if I) Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

[Chorus]
Maybe if I act like that (Maybe if I act like that)
That guy will call me back (That guy will call me back)
Porno paparazzi girl (Porno paparazzi girl)
I don't wanna be a stupid girl (Stupid girls)
Baby, if I act like that (Baby, if I act like that)
Flippin' my blonde hair back (Flipping my blonde hair back)
Push up my bra like that (Push up my bra like that)
I don't wanna be a stupid girl (Stupid girls)
[Outro]
Stupid girls
Stupid girls
Stupid girls
I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Stupid girls
Stupid girls
Stupid girls
I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Stupid girls
Stupid girls
Stupid girls
I don't wanna be a stupid girl