[Verse 1: Kazimir UH2O]
Jordan Jordan (ha), why is your ass so important? (Why? Why?)
Wasn't you born in Portland? (huh?) Hit from the back and in front and (in front and)
Gotta watch out for them n***as who gon' say that you bad (I gotta do it)
Jordan Jordan is the goat, see, bro, I'm spittin' facts (Spittin' facts)

[Chorus: Kazimir UH2O]
Jordan Jordan, the greatest Jordan Jordan (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Jordan Jordan, the greatest Jordan Jordan (he is the greatest)
Jordan Jordan, I'm fan of Jordan Jordan (I'm fan of Jordan Jordan)
Jordan Jordan, I'm lovin' Jordan Jordan (I love, I love)

[Verse 2: Kazimir UH2O]
I don't no fuck with Kelly, he's a goofy ass n***a (goofy)
I ain't no grave digger, but Jordan lil Jordan is a whole lotta facts spitter (facts, facts)
How can't you relate to his ass? He's a big master, just like nazi and Hitler (nazi, nazi)
If you don't fuck with the Rambo, you really just a rap fan pretender (you are pretender, n***a)

[Verse 3: Joyner Lucas]
What you gonna do to me, hoe?
I need to hear some more rappin'
I'm just not impressed by your cash or your jewelry hoe
All you my soldiers and I'm a lieutenant
God damn it, you should be salutin' me, hoe
I hope you know I ain't going nowhere
All you rappers just better get used to me, hoe
N***a, I'm Mr. Blue with my jeans, bought me a Jeep
'Cause, my bank account lookin' weak
Don't look at me, I ain't got no time for no fun
Starting to feel like Tyrese, I'm 'bout to trip
And maybe start cryin' or sum'
I might just hit up the Smith's, throw me a fit
And wait for my wire to come
Ain't nobody give or show me love
When I was coming up, I had to double up
And tell these n***as buckle up before they ride
And they don't really wanna knuckle up
I hit it with the uppercut
I had these motherfuckers running for they life
Unidentified craft, while I'm flying past
All of my aliens Sailin'
And if you look up in the sky
Blew your mind back, push your eyes back
Threw your iPad, I'm an Iraqi in suicide
When the bombs are loaded
And your mind explode in the wind
And you gon' sit down and repent?
[Chorus: Kazimir UH2O]
Jordan Jordan (huh), the greatest Jordan Jordan (he is the greatest)
Jordan Jordan, the greatest Jordan Jordan (he is the greatest, n***a)
Jordan Jordan, I'm fan of Jordan Jordan (I'm his fan)
Jordan Jordan, I'm lovin' Jordan Jordan (I love his ass)
Jordan Jordan, the greatest Jordan Jordan (yeah, he is the greatest)
Jordan Jordan, the greatest Jordan Jordan (The GOAT, n***a)
Jordan Jordan, I'm fan of Jordan Jordan (I'm his fan)
Jordan Jordan, I'm lovin' Jordan Jordan (I love, I love)

[Verse 4: Del206]
Hi, Jordan Jordan, you so lit, you undoubtedly lord and
GOAT, today you did your greatest ever record and
Wrote insane lyrics and spit the shit on the D accord and
Greatest West Coast rapper's ADHD may finally get some award and
Maybe even Grammy, I don't care what they say me
Jordan Jordan is the greatest fuck all the bitches who tryna' play me
And make me uncanny, but Gary's latest album "Evolution" proved, that you snitches
Who betray me, are fucking sadists
Your mind prolly' glitches, so I'll tell you thing which is fact - Jordan Jordan is the bravest
He spits synonyms faster than Eminem spits syllables
He watches minimum of anime cuz he's fucking invisible
He ain't got no bandana but got a huge banana, a miracle
He plays on it piano and fucks Hannah and other inviduals
Jordan Jordan shakes Eminem's hand and fucks Logic on Tech
He doesn't care about their demand
On ISIS he broke Logic's neck
He doesn't try to stand and play the nicest
Doesn't shrink coke on deck
What the heck he doesn't want to die like DMX
He cares about his healthcare
He is the business man, he builds his assets column
From real-estate and buys shares
So he can just smoke whenever he wants
And fuck with nerds and Tory Lanez
He doesn't care about Christmas man
'Cause he is too goddamn busy being a millionaire
He is the CEO of McDonalds, rapper of the streets
He sits there on burger chair while fucking Kim in hair
[Verse 5: Kazimir UH2O]
My ambitions got bigger since I heard
Jordan Jordan's music (I heard his ass)
I would not be on the top, if his lyrics, bitch, I used 'em
(Yeah) He don't be mad, I ain't 'buse it
Though I done rap about them shooting (I done rapped)
Jordan Jordan, we compete with you
It's a Dumb Meets Stupid (DMS)
I believe, you only one, I'm a scum from mama's womb (yah)
I did blow up on fucking bomb
Del 2O picked up my crumbs (Woo!)
Jordan Jordan is manbun, I'm just kiddin', ha-ha-ha
(Ha-ha-ha)
I believe in you, my n***a, ADHD, Cappucci' Ross (Cappucci')
I got all of your vinyls (yah)
You teaching all of your rivals (rivals)
Hundred dicks in vagina (vagina)
It's a fucking thot cycle (thot cycle)
You mad at me, Jordan Jordan?
Hope you not mad at Revival (Ha-ha-ha)
You are my idol, for real, Jordan Jordan
Please blow up and go viral (yah)

[Chorus: Kazimir UH2O]
Jordan Jordan, the greatest Jordan Jordan
Jordan Jordan, the greatest Jordan Jordan
Jordan Jordan, I'm fan of Jordan Jordan
Jordan Jordan, I'm lovin' Jordan Jordan
Jordan Jordan, the greatest Jordan Jordan
Jordan Jordan, the greatest Jordan Jordan
Jordan Jordan, I'm fan of Jordan Jordan
Jordan Jordan, I'm lovin' Jordan Jordan