[Verse 1]
Oh money, oh money, oh where have you gone?
I need me some money to have me some fun
Got to pick up my guitar and write me some hits
Build me some houses and blow them to bits
Got to furnish them boldly with style and with taste
Generate truckloads of solid waste

[Chorus]
Hangnail, hangnail, hangnail, hangnail
Have you ever seen a man with a hangnail?
Hangnail, hangnail, hangnail

[Verse 2]
Oh money, oh money, oh where have you gone?