[NARRATOR, spoken]
I would like, if I may
To take you on a strange journey

[RIFF RAFF & MAGENTA]
It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I've got to keep control

[RIFF RAFF]
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling

[ALL]
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

[NARRATOR, spoken]
It's just a jump to the left. 

[ALL]
And then a step to the right
[NARRATOR, spoken]
With your hands on your hips. 

[ALL]
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

[MAGENTA]
It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy, free me
So you can't see me
No, not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well secluded
I see all

[RIFF RAFF]
With a bit of a mind flip

[MAGENTA]
You're into the time slip
[RIFF RAFF]
And nothing can ever be the same

[MAGENTA]
You're spaced out on sensation

[RIFF RAFF]
Like you're under sedation

[ALL]
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

[COLUMBIA]
Well, I was walking down the street just a having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pick-up truck and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again

[ALL]
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

[NARRATOR, spoken]
It's just a jump to the left. 
[ALL]
And then a step to the right

[NARRATOR, spoken]
With your hands on your hips. 

[ALL]
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

[Instrumental Break]

[ALL]
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

[Instrumental Break]

[ALL]
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

[BRAD, spoken]
Hi, my name's Brad Majors. Do you have a phone I might use? Great Scott! Say, do one of you guys know how to Madison? For God's sake, keep a grip on yourself, Janet. 

[DR. SCOTT, spoken]
Janet!

[JANET, spoken]
Dr. Scott!

[BRAD, spoken]
Janet!

[JANET, spoken]
Brad!

[FRANK-N-FURTER, spoken]
Rocky!

[RIFF RAFF, spoken]
I knew we was in with a bad crowd. 

[BRAD, spoken]
Dammit! I knew I should've gotten that spare tire fixed. 

[DR. SCOTT, spoken]
What diabolical plans I've seen thanks to this crazed imagination. 

[RIFF RAFF, spoken]
Intruder is entering the building, master. 

[ALL]
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

[NARRATOR, spoken]
It's just a jump to the left. 

[ALL]
And then a step to the right

[NARRATOR, spoken]
With your hands on your hips. 

[ALL]
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

[MAGENTA, spoken]
Master, put them in the fire.