[CARL & (EMMA)]
(Ahh, ah-ah, ahh, ahh)
I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up (Ah-ah) Janet Weiss
Your apple pie don't taste too nice (Ahow!)
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
(Ahh, ah-ah, ahh, ahh)

I've laid the seed it should be all you need
You're as sensual (Ahh) as a pencil (Ahh)
(Ahh) Wound up like an E (Ahh) or a first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?

You got a block? (Ahh) Well, take my advice
You better wise up Janet Weiss
The transducer (Ahh) will seduce ya
Planet, Schmanet, Janet!

You better wise up Janet Weiss
You better wise up, build your thighs up
You better wise up, and then she cried out
(Aaaaaaahhhhhh, aaahh)