[FRANK-N-FURTER]
How d'you do? I-
See you've met my-
Faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman!

Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover!

I'm just a sweet transvestite (Sweet Transvestite!)
From Transexual, Transylvania!

Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie...

[BRAD]
I'm glad we caught you at home...
Could we use your phone?
We're both i-in a bit of a hurry...
[JANET]
Right!

[BRAD]
We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry!

[FRANK-N-FURTER]
You got caught with a flat...
Well, how about that?
Now, babies, don't you panic!
By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic!

I'm just a sweet transvestite (Sweet transvestite!)
From Transexual, Transylvania!

Why don't you stay for the night?
Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my t-t-tension!

I'm just a sweet transvestite (Sweet transvestite)
From Transexual, Transylvania
Heeey, I'm just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite)
From Transexual, Transylvania
So...
Come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab!
I see you shiver with antici-

-pation

But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause...

(Chuckles Darkly)

But not the symptom!