[DR SCOTT]
From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was a thorn
In his mother's side
She tried in vain
But he never caused her nothing but pain
He left home the day she died...

From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was Rock N' Roll porn
And a motorbike

Shooting up junk

[NARRATOR]
He was a low down cheap little punk!

[DR SCOTT]
Taking everyone for a ride!

[ALL]
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid!
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife-
[FRANK-N-FURTER]
What a guy!

[JANET]
Makes you cry!

[DR SCOTT]
And I did

[COLUMBIA]
Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said:
"Hey listen to me, stay sane inside insanity!"
But he locked the door
And threw away the key!

[DR SCOTT]
But he must've been drawn
Into something
Making him warn me
In a note which read:

[EDDIE]
I'm out of my head!
[DR SCOTT]
Out of my head!

[EDDIE]
Hurry, or I may be dead!

[EDDIE & DR SCOTT]
They mustn't carry out their evil deed!

[EDDIE]
OW!

[ALL]
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid!
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife-

[FRANK-N-FURTER]
What a guy!

[JANET]
Makes you cry!

[DR SCOTT]
And I did
[ALL]
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid!
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife...

[FRANK-N-FURTER]
What a guy!

[JANET]
Makes you cry!

[DR SCOTT]
And I did

[FRANK-N-FURTER]
What a guy!

[JANET]
Makes you cry!

[DR SCOTT]
And I did

[COMPANY]
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid!
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife...

[DR SCOTT]
(Sighs) Eddie...