[BRAD (Ushers)]
You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet!

The river was deep, but I swam it (Janet!)
The future is ours, so let's plan it (Janet!)
Now, please don't tell me to can it (Janet!)
'Cause I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit, Janet
I love you!

The road was long, but I ran it (Janet!)
There's a fire in my heart, and you fan it (Janet!)
If there's one fool for you, then I am it (Janet!)
Now, I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit, Janet
I love you!

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no jokеr (Bum, bum bum!)
There's three ways that love can grow
That's: good, bad, or mеdiocre
Oh, Janet (Janet, Janet, Janet!)
I love you so!

[JANET (Ushers)]
Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had (Oh, Brad!)
Now we're engaged, and I'm so glad (Oh, Brad!)
That you've met Mom and you know Dad (Oh, Brad!)
I've one thing to say, and that's
Brad, I'm mad
For you too!
[JANET - BRAD]
Oh, Brad - Oh, dammit!
I'm mad - Oh, Janet!
For you! - I love you, too!

[BRAD & JANET]
There's one thing left to do!

[BRAD (Ushers)]
And that's
Go see the man that began it (Janet!)
When we met in his science exam-it (Janet!)
Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet!)
Now, I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit, Janet
I love you!

Dammit, Janet...

[JANET]
Oh, Brad, I'm mad...

[BRAD]
Dammit, Janet...

[BRAD & JANET]
I love you...!