[Intro]
"Huh, get a job!"
"What for?"
"I'm trying to think..."

[Verse 1]
I was good, I could talk
A mile a minute
On this caffeine buzz I was on
We were really hummin'
We would talk every day for hours
We belong to the deadbeat club

[Pre-Chorus]
Anyway we can
We're gonna find something
We'll dance in the garden
In torn sheets in the rain

[Chorus]
We're the deadbeat club (Deadbeat club)
We're the deadbeat club (Deadbeat club)
We're the deadbeat club (Deadbeat club)
We're the deadbeat club

[Verse 2]
Going down to Allen's for
A twenty-five cent beer
And the jukebox playing real loud
"96 Tears"
We were wild girls walkin' down the street
Wild girls and boys going out for a big time
[Chorus]
We're the deadbeat club (Deadbeat club)
We're the deadbeat club (Deadbeat club)
We're the deadbeat club (Deadbeat club)
We're the deadbeat club

[Verse 3]
Let's go crash that party down
In Normaltown tonight
Then we'll go skinny-dippin'
In the moonlight
We were wild girls walkin' down the street
Wild girls and boys going out for a big time

[Pre-Chorus]
Anyway we can
We're gonna find something
We'll dance in the garden
In torn sheets in the rain

We'll dance in the garden
In torn sheets in the rain
In the rain

[Chorus]
We're the deadbeat club (Deadbeat club)
We're the deadbeat club (Deadbeat club)
We're the deadbeat club (Deadbeat club)
We're the deadbeat club
[Outro]
Oh no! Here they come
The members of the deadbeat club
Deadbeat club
Oh no! Here they come
The members of the deadbeat club
Oh no! Here they come
The members of the deadbeat club
Deadbeat club
Oh no! Here they come
The members of