[Intro]
Hey, come on, everybody
We're doing a makeover
(Oh yeah, I think I'd like that)

[Refrain]
A perm (Ooh), a butch (Oh)
A facial (Facial), a body wrap (Body wrap)
Gravel scrub (Gravel scrub), bikini wax (What?)
A fall (Huh?)
We'll do it all (Alright!)

[Verse 1]
It's time to face the music
It's time to make you see
The root of all your problems
Is that you don't look like me
Now this is gonna hurt you
But I just gotta say
Your nightlife's going nowhere
'Cause you look like Doris Day

[Chorus]
Who's the one they can't resist?
The brand new girl
Who's on their most wanted list?
The brand new girl
Honey, if you vixenize
Guaranteed, he'll get a rise
Believe that you can be a brand new (Brand new)
Brand new (Brand new)
Brand new (Brand new)
Brand new girl
[Verse 2]
You're cute and fresh and wholesome
But science has a cure
The natural look is nowhere
Your hairdresser knows for sure
You gotta learn the art of teasing
Change your repertoire
All you need's a little faith
And a see-through push-up bra

[Chorus]
Who's the one they can't resist?
The brand new girl
Who, who's, who's on their most wanted list?
The brand new girl
Honey, if you vixenize
Guaranteed, he'll get a rise
Believe that you can be a brand new (Brand new)
Brand new (Brand new)
Brand new
Brand, brand, brand new girl, ow!

[Refrain]
A perm (A perm), a butch (A butch)
A facial (A facial), a body wrap (A body wrap)
Gravel scrub (A gravel scrub), bikini wax (Bikini wax)
A fall
[Chorus]
Who's the one they can't resist?
Brand new girl
Who's on their most wanted list?
Brand new girl
It won't hurt to fool around
Just once before I settle down
Believe I'm gonna try a
Brand new (Brand new)
Brand new (Brand new)
Brand new (Brand new)
Brand new girl, g-g-girl

[Bridge]
If you want to be a femme fatale
You can't rest on your L'Oreals
"You know, I think she might be right"
Grab the bleach, she's seen the light

[Interlude]
Maybelline (Ooh)
Revlon (Ah)
Rubbermaid (Ooh)
Talk to me, Max Factor (Ah-ah)

[Chorus]
Who's the one they can't resist?
The brand new girl
Who's on their most wanted list?
The brand new girl
Honey, if you vixenize
Guaranteed, he'll get a rise
Believe that you can be a brand new (Brand new)
Brand new (Brand new)
Brand new (Brand new)
Brand new girl, ow!
Brand new (Brand new)
Brand new (Brand new)
Brand new (Brand new)
Brand new girl, girl